Usually, when a combination of unfortunate events occur, we consider this a bad day. My day so far:
1. Sweater falls from my lap into my puddle of tuba spit.
2. Glasses fall in toilet.
3. Can't find the beer.
Luckily, since deciding that this is a bad day, I have located the beer. Not only did I grab one and bring it upstairs, I BROUGHT THREE.