If you have a weak stomach or are easily disgusted, please don't read on.
Last week Monday I had a bout of constipation. This weekend was ridiculous. I haven't consumed more alcohol and terrible food in such a short time since I was 18. I literally weighed 4 pounds more today than I did on Friday morning. And I can't poop. I took a laxative this morning and metamucil for dinner. I'm starting to blame this on NOT eating school food. When I was a freshman, I literally crapped three times a day. Lunch at 12:00? Pooping at 1:00. Dinner at 5:30? In the bathroom by 7:00. I miss that.